So this happened today... Me: *Singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"* Little sister: I chimed in, haven't you ever heard of, closing your gosh-darn mouth? No! Me: *Crying and laughing*
sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA
“Red is sexy. Aside from having strong cultural connotations of sex — think red lipstick, red hearts, maybe even red light districts — the color has also been shown to have psychological ties to human attraction: waitresses who wear red tend to get better tips, and both men and women find members of the opposite gender more alluring in crimson. But for women, seeing another female in red repels more than it attracts. According to a new study, women who wear red can make other women green with envy, putting them on the defensive and making them more protective of their partners.”
phleps: theirye’re*  (via overcastteen)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

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open-windows-and-silver-linings:

benefits of chuggin’ a brew;)xo
2hxc4you:

silverrrfox:

♡ tattoo blog ♡

xx
hellowindowcat:

Midtown Village window cat