hijabiswag:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”
its leg
leg is body part
boy have leg
girl have leg
animal have leg
fish dont have leg
but its okay
because axolotl have leg
is axolotl leg over sexualised
can axolotl not wear shorts
i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

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urieatthedisco:

iconic
nottdead: evilfeminist: Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on. My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”  I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists." Basically the American education system (via scandalinsherlock)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

(via scandalinsherlock)

floweranger: do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown (Source: flewor, via p-avlove)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via p-avlove)

missmagrathea:

remember when Blink was on the Simpsons…
Did this actually happen?! thebisexuallife: Me and my friend were food shopping when a guy and his friends came up to us with a bunch of bananas. He said ‘do you like my banana?’ Laughing with his mates. My friend turned around and said ‘sorry not as much as we’d like you’re girlfriends melons’ and walked off. It was honestly the funniest moment of my life

Did this actually happen?!

thebisexuallife:

Me and my friend were food shopping when a guy and his friends came up to us with a bunch of bananas. He said ‘do you like my banana?’ Laughing with his mates. My friend turned around and said ‘sorry not as much as we’d like you’re girlfriends melons’ and walked off. It was honestly the funniest moment of my life

sheerannosaurus-eds: YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR LIKING IT FIRST YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR BUYING MORE MERCHANDISE  YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN BECAUSE YOU’VE MET THEM  JUST SHUT UP AN APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE ENJOYS THE SAME THING YOU DO  (via starsandgutters)

sheerannosaurus-eds:

  • YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR LIKING IT FIRST

  • YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR BUYING MORE MERCHANDISE 

  • YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN BECAUSE YOU’VE MET THEM 

  • JUST SHUT UP AN APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE ENJOYS THE SAME THING YOU DO 

(via starsandgutters)

diaryofafatgirlstuff234:

Love love love
bambooboss:

If only.